Friday, June 26, 2009

I couldn't make this stuff up!

Boo has been getting sicker and sicker, and today he had a massive nose bleed which took half an hour or more to stop and which prompted me to telephone the doctor to ask whether I should take him for a Swine Flu swab.

He said that they weren't swabbing for it anymore, as the process itself is highly contagious, and that as they had had so many other cases of Swine Flu diagnosed in their surgery, they were able to recognise it and give out free Tamiflu to anyone who showed severe flu like symptoms.

So, I took Boo to the surgery this afternoon. The Doc was able to instantly diagnose Swine Flu from his high temperature and his whole demeanor. He also took one look at me, said "You look awful", took my temperature, listened to my chest, looked in my ears and said "You have it too".

Honestly... I broke out into a huge grin (I'm still spontaneously giggling) at the absurdity of it all! I should definitely buy a Lottery ticket.

We're quarantined until we are better. We both feel like crap. Toto is fine so far (touch wood) as are my parents.

Edited to add...

It's not considered dangerous for either of us. Just unpleasant.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

BWAWAHAHA!

Honestly, this is really funny (apart from all the feeling sick and the snot, etc.), I can't believe what a year you're having!

I hope you have a nice peaceful week, with no more excitement.

Hugs

Fe said...

I know!! I shouldn't be laughing but it's SO funny!

Poor Boo is really miserable... so sick... and said "Mum, I had the wooping cough and now Swine Flu, maybe something good will happen to me now. Maybe we'll win the Court Case!".

Can't help hoping that he's right.

I mean, I have to believe in Karma, right?

Anonymous said...

I think right now would be a great time for both of you to pay a visit to DH. Spit on his toothbrush while you're there, and lick all the spoons in his silverware drawer. And cough a lot.

Hope you feel better soon. Something good is going to come your way - the universe owes you.

Anonymous said...

Yeah - and what Jeff said.

And Fe, you should have some massive good karma storms coming your way.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Jeff too - hope you guys get over it real soon
J xox

Anonymous said...

Yep, you have definitely used up your quota of crap luck now - there's got to be sunny days on the horizon for you.
Hope you're all feeling not too bad over the weekend and you enjoy the enforced pyjama time with your boys.
xoxo

KPB said...

You truly are trying to prove that pigs do fly aren't you.

Holy crap.

MissyBoo said...

Got to love Jeff's plan... Send Boo over to his place (DH doesn't need to know he's supposed to be quarantined)!!!

You and the boys really must have something awesome heading your way soon :)

Dina Roberts said...

You are officially the first Swine Flu people I know!!!!

I'm hoping this is like a trade off...Swine Flu instead of breast cancer.

I hope you guys feel better fast!!!!

Chapters From My Life said...

LOL Jeff.. I had to burst there. Get well soon Boo and Fe
love and hugs

Frogdancer said...

Two of us had it too. Luckily the rest of us escaped, but I was ordered to take last Monday off work... without being docked of a sick day. Awesome. I tell you, that day off was so sweet!

Hope you both feel better soon.

jeanie said...

Oh no! Just caught up on the last few posts of yours - get a ticket for Tuesday is all I can say!!

Le said...

oh honey child !!! be safe and get well - biggest hugs le

shygirl said...

when it rains it pours . . . cats and dogs. hope your rainbow is extra bright. and the pot of gold is huge!

Dee said...

we just got the clear results on our swab.. thankfully, as the little ones asthma has got worse just with the basic flu.

Hope it does not last too long for you all.

sarahcis said...

What Jeff said !
Get well soon - no flu here - still lots of snot but I can get through a day with 1 telfast now ! woohoo !!

Eef said...

Well.. I am joining you again... don't know about the Swine part, but the flu has definitely entered my house: 3 casualties and one ambulance ride to the hospital... I'd say: never a dull moment hey?
Hope you guys feel better real soon! I am thinking of you!
Love E

Fe said...

Thanks everyone. It's a vicious flu... Boo has had it much worse than I have. Or maybe that's because I couldn't "give in" to it because I've had to look after him.

As per the Court Orders that are on the table, I notified DH about Boo's Swine Flu asap. So no sneaky infecting possible. Bummer. That was a great idea!

(((Eveline))). I so hope everything and everyone is okay. You're having an awful time of it sweetie. Hope it's not piggy flu, mainly because the quarantine is NOT FUN. xoxoxo

Anonymous said...

Squishy and I have both had mild fevers for a few days (not more than 38), so while I feel like I have swine flu, it's probably only a cold, and I am over dramatising again ;)

Hope you're both on the mend soon!