My first Meme....

because I've never been tagged for one and I can't sleep...

Eye Colour: Green
Hair Colour: Blonde
~Dyed or Natural: Streaked
~Curly or Straight: Oh so curly
Right or Left-handed: Right
Tan or Pale: Tan
Jeans or Khakis: Khakis
Country, Rap or Rock: Rock and Country (only if it's Dixie Chicks)
Heritage: Scottish
Shoes you're wearing today: Woollen slippers from Canada
Your weakness(es): Beer, spicy food, not always tidying my room, my children
Your perfect pizza: home made.... with anchovies
Favourite colour: Green
Favourite place: the Scottish Highlands / Paris / Sydney
Goal you'd most like to achieve: Raising happy children
Your most overused phrase(s): What's up, bunny rabbit?
Your thoughts on first waking up: Oh bugger. Can't I sleep longer?
Your best physical feature(s): Hair.... and maybe eyes....
Your bedtime: midnight
Your most missed memory: being in love
Pepsi or Coke: NEITHER (Wikke drinks enough for me too)
McDonalds or Burger King: Is this a trick question? So NEITHER (again)
Single or group dates: Eeew.  Neither.  Again.  (ick).  Except maybe as described below...
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Hot tea in a cup. Twinings Irish Breakfast Tea as you're asking. Stat.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Espresso or Skim Flat White please. Stat.

DO YOU:
Smoke: No, but I still miss it sometimes.
Cuss: What kind of a stupid ****ing question is that? 

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes, lots. Oh, no.... not that type.
Take a shower: Duh.... yeah (sniff....) YEAH!

Have a crush(es): Nope. Unless my kids count.
Think you've been in love: Yes
Want to get married: Been there, done that, kept the pressies, don't need to do it again.
Believe in yourself: YES
Believe in God: No
Believe in your government: In a finger-crossing born-optimist kind of way, yes.
Get motion sickness: Only when men are driving (and before feelings get hurt here.... not ALL men.  Just most.  You know who you are.)
Think you're attractive: Yep. Thank God.
Think you're a health freak: Nope. Thank God.  But I have been known to go overboard with exercise. 
Get along with your parents: Yes. Live with them even. (that's a whole 'nother blog right there!)
Like thunderstorms: Yes. But only in the last 5 years or so.

IN THE PAST MONTH, HAVE YOU:

Drunk alcohol: God Yes. (you're asking me like it's a BAD thing...)
Gone on a date: God No.
Gone to the Mall: God help me Yes (F's birthday shopping)
Been on stage: No (and I'm missing it!)
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: (this is SO American!) No. But I've eaten an entire bag of pistachio nuts!!
Eaten sushi: No (because it's the middle of winter here and I need warm food)
Been dumped: No
Gone skating: No
Gone skinny dipping: Ummm... see above comment re: winter
Stolen anything: Yes. Well, no actually, but I figure the more interesting people will have answered yes to this one.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Played a game that required removal of clothing: Oh yes.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Oh yes
Been caught "doing something": Yes. Recently.
Been called a tease: Never. Not to my face, anyway.
Gotten beaten up: Yes.
Age you hope to be married: 300, 400 around then..
Number of children you'd like: You mean I'm meant to LIKE them?
Describe your dream wedding: Deeply sleeping. No dreams here. Not wedding ones, anyway.
What do you want to be when you grow up: Happy. And Loud. And extremely embarrassing.

WHAT YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: (this should be interesting!)

Best eye colour: Eyes would be good
Best hair colour: Hair? Oh yeah. Grey.
Short or Long hair: Hair? At my age shouldn't this read.... "Bald or with hair:"??
Height: The shorter the better. Makes me feel like a movie star on the arm of a rich producer (which ties in with the bald obsession too)
Best first date location: Bed
Best first kiss location: Paris. In bed. Ummm.... maybe I should re-think these answers.

IN THE NUMBERS:
Number of people I could trust with my life: 11

Number of CD's: No idea, but number of tracks in my iTunes library is 9000+
Number of piercings: 4
Number of tattoos: None (sorry Joey..... I'm still a chicken)
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A few times. My big claim to fame was being in the SMH's "Two Of Us" in the Good Weekend. In 2002. July. Good luck finding THAT one!!
Number of scars on my body: Loads. None as big as the scars on my heart.

Oh..... if you're reading this and you have a blog..... consider yourself tagged.

(thanks to Pea Soup for this one)